Very Manly Wedding Cake Toppers

We get it. You love your soon-to-be bride and want to give her a dream wedding, down to the very last detail. But if her dream wedding means this:you may just have to put your foot down. Because in the end, the wedding cake topper is going to be the only thing (other than ridiculously cool groomsmen gifts) that you will have any control over.you may just have to put your foot down. Because in the end, the wedding cake topper is going to be the only thing (other than ridiculously cool groomsmen gifts) that you will have any control over.

Wedding Cake Toppers Made With You In Mind

The Sports Guy

We all knew it was only a matter of time. You're fiancee is sure to come around and root both for your favorite team and for this dueling sports team cake topper.

This "No More Playing the Field" wedding cake topper is a shout out to you and all your groomsmen, and the glorious days of bachelorhood.

The "I'm Really Into My Mode of Transportation" Guy

Announce yourself as a true outdoors-man forever with this hand-blown glass mountain biker wedding cake topper. On the off chance you met your bride on the trails, the company makes a female version as well.

This little piggy is going to get married! With a rip-roaring Harley hog topper you and your sow-to-be will be in hog heaven.

A crotch rocket? A beach? Your bride? What could bet better than this all-you-can-ask-for wedding cake topper?The Obscure Hobbies and Passions Guy

Nothing says "Man Wedding" more than a web-slinging superhero covered in blood, cake topper style.

A robot topper is your ticket to a funky, unique, kind of nerdy wedding cake.

We're not sure who Chewy is supposed to be in this Star Wars cake topper scenario, but if you have a thing for Ewoks and Endor, this is the one for you.You may be really into Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Or you may both me secret agents with the CIA. No one will ever know the truth, even with a secret agent wedding cake topper.

The Funny Guy

You're proud of your shiny dome, and with a bald groom wedding cake topper, there can be no awkward questions: "Why does your topper have hair when you don't?"

Because you're that good. Because you want the world to know it. Your bride can't keep her hands off you in real life or as a cake topper.

This glass caveman cake topper will show everyone who's boss.

A customized bobble-head topper puts you on the same level as Ichiro, Ken Griffy Jr, and Gary Peyton. Maybe even Dwight from The Office. Very manly. Very, very manly.

Every guy has a little of this Bart Simpson wedding cake topper in him, deep down.

You're wedding is guaranteed to be ape-wild if you sport a King Kong topper on your cake. Go for it - just make sure not to squeeze your bride too hard.