There are always do's and do not's for your wedding, but we ran across a fun list of some things not to say on your wedding night. Here are a few that were pretty good: 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 4. Try breathing through your nose. 5. But whipped cream makes me break out. 6. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today 7. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 8. Can you please pass me the remote control? 9. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 10. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 11. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 12. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 13. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 14. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 15. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 16. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 17. Got any penicillin? 18. I want a baby! 19. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 20. You're good enough to do this for a living! 21. Is that blood on the headboard? 22. Did I remember to take my pill? 23. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 24. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 25. No, really... I do this part better myself! 26. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 27. This would be more fun with a few more people.. 28. You're almost as good as my ex! 29. Is that you I smell or is this mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 30. You look younger than you feel. 31. Now I know why he/she dumped you... 32. What tampon? So hopefully you won't be hearing any of these coming out of you or your partner's mouth anytime soon, but it's bound to happen eventually. You can help yourselves out with some husband and wife guidebooks that offer a lot of helpful suggestions. You might even consider them as a groomsmen gift or, though this might be a little risky, for the bridesmaids.