- When you're trapped in that Las Vegas bathroom because an enraged bear stands poised outside your door, you'll be glad at least one of you is armed with more than a robe and your hotel's miniature shampoo bottle arrangement.
- All guys secretly think they're MacGyver. And MacGyver always had a pocket knife.
- Your groomsmen already have flasks from college.
- Getting them engraved pocket knives shows that you care about their safety.
- Getting them engraved lock-back pocket knives shows that you care about your safety.
- You don't have to go to Switzerland to get it personalized.
- That pocket knife your groomsmen got in the Cub Scouts is still covered in grape jelly and is so dull it couldn't cut through a ballpark frank.
- Mr. T pities the foo' who doesn't have one.
- They'll need something to cut the string when tying all those tin cans to the back of your car.
- Boys like knives. Guys like knives. Men like knives. Knives are forever.
- Crocodile Dundee had a knife. But get them one that won't get them arrested for carrying it around on the subway.
- Groomsmen knives are great for emergency tracheotomies at the reception.
- Because keychains are lame.
- Their Leatherman tool was confiscated by airport security on their way to the wedding.
- They'll stop using their car keys, teeth or any other sharp object conveniently available when they want to jimmy open whatever it is they're trying to jimmy open.
- A personalized pocket knife can be used as a form of identification in Atlantic City.
- The GI Joe movie is coming out this summer. A real American Hero always carries a pocket knife. Go Joe!
- And duh, if you lose it- people know who it belongs to. This also applies if someone tries to steal it!
